Jeremy Brod
Hazelwood
Women
Hercule Poirot books (I get that from my mother.) YMJs [Yo Mama Jokes, and I include a pause for the audience shout. Also, I have a few 'slow' jokes that I read slowly, and a 'so dull' joke that I read in a dull manner.] Girls' toys that talk, casino gaming, [I used to go to casinos often, I've even played casino-themed video games] (Casino Kid 2 for the NES; Vegas Stakes for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System, among others.) MANY game shows [that is a serious understatement; there are only a select few THAT I WILL NOT WATCH,] playing "powered up" versions of certain games. [for example, we start a Duel in BATTLESHIP with 8500 Life Points, and every HIT costs us 500LP; since 8000 doesn't divide evenly with 17 [8000 divided by 17 is 470.5882352941176,] but 8500 does. [8500 divided by 17 is 500.] I played A LITTLE (not much) Magic: The Gathering with my brother; I even played quite a bit of old-school Pokémon TCG with him often. I enjoy singing karaoke [mostly country, but if you have a request and I know the song, I WILL DEFINITELY honor it.] I also enjoyed old-school Dueling with Yu-Gi-Oh! cards a whole lot [I have a discombobulated early Kaiba Deck with 3 Blue-Eyes White Dragons on my windowsill near my bed.] (Usually, I play Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters on DS consoles. such as a DS; a DSi, or a DS lite.) A DSi has Internet capabilities to it somehow, a DS lite just means it's lighter than a normal Nintendo DS system. I like to go INDOOR mountain climbing at Maryland Heights' Upper Limits Rock Climbing Gym. "Do You Have It?? GUTS!! ®"
I live with my parents, although Dad is a C.A.T.P.I.T.T. to me. (Complete and Total Pain in the Tail!!)
People frowning on me for having a Barbie® doll, people what use swear words A LOT, [The harshest you'll get out of me is limited to the following: "Bugger", "pain in the tail," "blasted…," "bloody…" or cleaning up 'choice words' and such like that.] People with a sense of humor drier than the Sahara Desert; the fact that you need the 'u' added on to spell words like "favorite" correctly according to this computer, fights in video games that are forced losses, the Yoku Blocks in ANY Mega Man game in the Classic Series [the ones what appear and disappear.] The many MEN that try to send me Friend Requests. CAN'T YOU READ?????? GENDER PREFERENCE: WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!
Atlantic City is a HUGE dream vacation of mine for a few very special reasons. One, it's got MANY casinos in it. Also, it's the birthplace of the MONOPOLY game. I would love to stroll down every property on the board with my woman.
Any MONOPOLY players on here can help me out with this one: My dream place to live is a property that's cheap, but not TOO cheap; expensive, but not TOO expensive. Somewhere between the Jail and Go to Jail spaces??
These are television programs; but I like streaming a good number of things on Pluto TV on a Roku device, I like watching M*A*S*H*; The Dukes of Hazzard with Catherine Bach as Daisy Duke; 1967-70 Dragnet; Perry Mason; Matlock; Knight Rider with David Hasselhoff; Get Smart with Don Adams as Maxwell Smart [Agent 86,] Barbara Feldon as 99, and Edward Platt as The Chief. As for movies, I like Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan [and YES, that is the FULL title;] The Sandlot with Denis Leary as Smalls' stepdad and Karen Allen as Mom; the original Space Jam; the original Charlotte's Web; the Lion King; (saw both versions but prefer the original a bit more.) Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector; The Dukes of Hazzard movie with Willie Nelson as Uncle Jesse L. Duke, the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie with Jay Patterson as Charles Pennington [I can recall BY HEART a very long scene in that movie, though I'd clean up the "choice words"], the Super Mario Bros. Movie with Chris Pratt as SUPER MARIO. Maybe some other movies; but as of now, the names escape me. Back to the television programs, I also grew up as a fan of cartoons like The Super Mario Bros. Super Show [with live-action segments], Super Mario Bros. 3, Super Mario World, The Legend of Zelda, Yu-Gi-Oh! (I have all 5 seasons,) Yu-Gi-Oh! GX, I have the first 2 seasons of, and also Pokémon, though I fell out after the Hoenn Region. The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, (I have a "Turtle Van" with EVERY EPISODE on 23 discs.) The Underdog Show, Rocky & Bullwinkle, Inspector Gadget which also starred Don Adams in the title role, and the late-80s-early-90s TV (Square One TV; Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego?? [a game show hosted by Greg Lee with Lynne Thigpen as The Chief of ACME Crimenet.] Mister Rogers' Neighborhood); pretty much anything that was on Nickelodeon in the '90s [Ren & Stimpy; Legends… of the Hidden Temple; Nickelodeon GUTS; Doug; etc.)] Maybe other television programs, but I can't think of them right off.
I like most country music; just not Dan + Shay or anything by a certain Texas trio what started a feud with Toby Keith over a shirt what said "F.U.T.K." [That was SUPPOSED to stand for 'Friendship; Understanding; Truth, and Kindness' but we all know what that REALLY stood for.]
Pizza, pasta, burgers.
All holidays!!
I have three favorite novels. They are, in no particular order; Charlotte's Web, Where the Red Fern Grows, and The Indian in the Cupboard.
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons like this one, for trolls are tasty to them, and good with barbecue sauce." [This dragon doesn't like ketchup.]
Professional Mega Man 1 player. [Hey, you guys didn't say it had to be a REAL job, now did you??]
Maybe sometimes while we’re playing MONOPOLY, and we both end our move on the same space, we do all sorts of things to each other. [And yes, one of us Just Visiting the other player In Jail DOES count.]
I DEFINITELY do not like a woman with silicone beauty. I far prefer a woman for her God-given, NATURAL beauty.
Using a ’cheat-sheet’ of sorts, I know the entire NATO alphabet and the entire police alphabet. I also know the names of ALL 50 states AND their capital cities; and I can tell you that within 3 minutes of actually singing them [typing them would run me out of time.] I can pull off a no-deaths run of the ORIGINAL Mega Man game for the NES, quite possibly in a couple of stages; I can do weaponized Perfect Runs [check out RoahmMythril’s YouTube channel for more info on that. My Perfect Runs use Robot Master weapons, his runs do not.] and a weaponized Perfect Run of Wood Man’s stage in Mega Man 2. I can also 100% clear Mega Man X1 [follow-up to the Classic Series.] from scratch, though I DO hate the two forced losses you have to take against Vile [one in the Central Highway (beginning stage) and the other in the ’preliminary stage,’ as it were, in Sigma’s fortress.] In any event, I can also beat ALL TEN Mega Man games in my possession [#1-#7, & X1, X2, and X3.] In general; I’m a lean, mean, retro-gaming machine, able to beat Kirby Super Star [and Kirby Super Star Ultra, the DS remake] 100% with using a GAMEFAQS guide!!!! I like girls’ toys that talk [comes from my days of working at Value City Department Store.] My MAIN job was back in the warehouse unpacking clothes; though I DID clean rounders, (Those little glass things @ the top of the racks.) Sometimes I did recovery, (putting something back where it belongs.)
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